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“ Incredible atmosphere! The food was immaculate, absolutely delicious! Words cant even come close to describe how great the food is! The fried alone had me like dang this is good! ”
“ If you are here for a good time and a fun treat then this is a great place to stop in. We came in specifically for their more colorful menu items. The dick and twat waffles!! It was everything I wanted and more. From the staff who joked and made the experience everything. To the fun decor. We didnt get to try any of their chicken but the menu looked awesome. And they serve alcohol if you are looking for a drink. ”
“ Amazingly crispy vegan tenders and tater tots. Their homemade dipping sauces are really great as well. I was quite surprised as I wasnt expecting this cheeky fast food restaurant to have such good food. The cock show was really funny and it tasted great! ”
“ For my buddys birthday I took a chance on Willies and it was so worth it! Forgive the absence of more photos as I got take out but the to go packaging was also excellent. Everything was delicious from the vegan chicken tenders to actual chicken tenders and a smash that ass burger to the plain dick cake with Nutella. It is a tiny but clean and cute place. Super pleasant and helpful team working there, too! I look forward to eating there again and trying a twat next time ”
“ The Cookies n Cum is to die for, the hints of cinnamon n all made it taste so good and creamy.. Me and my friend both enjoyed the little show to the point where our stomachs hurt from laughing, this is a great place to come for a good laugh. The people who work here are way over amazing and I appreciate them for what they do 3 ”
“ This place is so cool! Theres nothing else quite like it. Such a unique experience. Bennie, the cashier, took really great care of my friend and I. The unique food is served with a funny twist. Bennie prepared our food in the most amusing manner. If you enjoy adult humor, this place will be sure to provide an awesome experience for you. I highly recommend ordering the waffles ”
“ This place was so cool and fun to be in and on top of all that the food is delicious with the most clever and erotic names. They even have vegan options all you have to do is say the word. Also whatever station the music was on all of them were bops so be prepared for a jam session. Either way 10 out of 10 highly recommend. ”
“ Best restaurant ever!!! Thomas, our cashier, made the experience SO unforgettable and my friends and i enjoyed every second from the moment we walked in!! The service, food, atmosphere was so incredible I cant express enough how much my friends and I enjoyed being served by Thomas!!! The food was great as well! We ordered 2 burger and 2 chicken tender combos and they were all so good and very fairly priced as well! Definitely will be coming back every chance I get and I would love to be served by Thomas again! ”
Menu
6 Piece Chicken Tenders.
$19.95Dick 'n Chicken
$19.003 Piece Uncut Jumbo Chargrilled Chicken Tenders
$15.00McGangbang
$15.003 Piece Chicken Tenders.
$13.00
About
Willies 'n Waffles
Welcome to the vibrant world of Willies 'n Waffles, a unique culinary haven nestled in the heart of Chicago at 3706 N Halsted. This jovial establishment specializes in burgers and chicken wings, offering a playful twist on comfort food that guarantees both flavor and fun.
At Willies 'n Waffles, the atmosphere is as lively as the menu. With a welcoming vibe that celebrates inclusivity—being proudly LGBTQ-owned—this eatery is perfect for anyone seeking a good time among friends or simply a flavorful meal. As you browse through their menu, you'll encounter items that are not only cheeky but also curated with care and culinary expertise.
- Signature Dishes: Dive into their infamous 3 Piece Chicken Tenders, crafted from hand-cut tenderloins brined and breaded to order—each bite is gloriously crispy and so juicy, it truly speaks to your taste buds! Pair these with their delectable Side of Dick Cheese, a sensational blend of smoked gouda and sharp cheddar that promises to elevate your dipping experience.
- Playful Treats: Treat yourself to the whimsical Cookies n Cum, an indulgent dessert bursting with cinnamon goodness, or the lovably cheeky Smash That Ass Burger. These dishes are not just tasty but come with just the right amount of humor that adds to the overall experience.
- Refreshing Slushies: Quench your thirst with a tantalizing Spasm Gasm Frozen Espresso Slushie; it’s smooth and creamy, a delightful way to chill. Or perhaps the PuckHer Up Lemonade if you're in the mood for something sweet and refreshing.
The dining experience at Willies 'n Waffles doesn’t stop at the food. Customers rave about the delightful service and the fun-filled atmosphere, often describing it as an experience to remember. One guest even noted, "The food was immaculate, absolutely delicious!" while another appreciated the "pleasant and helpful team" that made their visit even more enjoyable.
With convenient services like delivery, takeout, and even wheelchair accessibility, Willies 'n Waffles ensures that everyone can indulge in their culinary delights. The establishment also promotes sustainability with its plastic-free packaging, making it easy to enjoy your meal without any guilt.
So if you’re in Chicago, you owe it to yourself to stop by Willies 'n Waffles. Whether you’re there for their outrageous menu items or to bask in the cheerful atmosphere, you’re guaranteed a memorable time filled with laughter and a feast that tickles your culinary fancies. Don’t miss out on this joyful dining adventure!
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